"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming
"Wow! What a Ride!"
Hunter S. Thompson

Friday, January 7, 2011

Park, Police, and Pee


The kids all had fun at the park today. It was however cut short due to the once again locked bathrooms and a lady who brought her unleashed dogs. The twins are SO afraid of anything furry (not sure who they inherited this from) LOL! Indy had to pee so bad, stomping his poor little feet as we attempted to leave the park we quickly realized we were blocked in by the police.  They had pulled over a car and told me that I would have to wait about five minutes (YA RIGHT!!) I told the officer, "That's fine but if my kid can't hold his pee any longer I'm gonna point him right at you." (apparently one officer thought I was humorous and the other one not so much) =/




So as we waited the kids watched as the police ended up hand cuffing the guy, searching his vehicle, and finally combing his body of tattoos for gang affiliation (did I mention even his entire head was tatted!) Ya like I said earlier, five minutes my @ss!! Luckily I had a nice older man pictured above that told the cops what he thought of the city park's locked bathroom and blocking the street when my kids have to pee. (yes sir felt like he adopted me) =) The last thing our city officers said to me after letting the tattooed man go was, "Hope they make it!" Jerks!!!! obviously they have NO kids.


I was just thankful that Indy actually made it home to pee otherwise he would never had, had the chance to ruin the last roll of toilet paper in the house!

3 comments:

  1. Would that have been considered "assault" on an officer?? LOL

    Didn't I tell you this thing would be addicting??

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  2. thank god there is a bad ass old man that can step in and take care of u guys while im stuck @ work "again"! lol

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